Correlation

Posted by Kimusan on June 25, 2010 at 1:49 pm.

I admit this reluctantly, but a couple of months ago, I quit diet soda.  It was hard.  I don’t really care to convince you, but its effect translated into fairly significant weight loss, which is fairly significant for crazy fitness freaks like me.  

So soda – even the diet kind – is now a treat.  And since my caloric standards for beverage were zero to begin with, that leaves water.  And coffee.  (I’m not totally crazy.)

Manifest my regular afternoon life-or-death cravings for said forbidden chemicals, and what you get is me forking out for a 355ml bottle of organic lemonade.  Good for me, right?  Wrong.  The small print on the bottle tells me there are TWO EFFING SERVINGS in just over a cup fluid.  At 130 calories each.  Tempertantrum.

I’m stressed out.  This has been aggravated lately by an astonishing and epidemic lack of basic manners perpetrated by the people finding a way to get into my immediate space.  We are beyond the criminal act of ignoring people who hold open doors.  I am prepared to become verbal.  I may threaten to call your mother.

Whoever suggests I turn these lemons into lemonade gets a kick in the ass.  When I let the door close on it.  Because you didn’t say thank you.

You’ve been warned.  

6 Comments

  • Lana says:

    You need to come try the homemade ginger pop. Next batch – you, a toddler and ginger pop on the porch.

  • Kimusan says:

    Deal.

  • Soda is crazy. You are better off without it.
    I’ve been enjoying water with bits of lemon floating around in it. Not as exciting as organic lemonade, but STILL.

  • Kaitlin says:

    Perhaps turn them into lemon pie? I second Andrea’s comments about fruit-in-water. Not even just lemons. Have you tried cherries??? Also, iced tea. But just the tea.

  • I love homemade ice tea. How about mint, roisbois or orange with cinnamon sticks to lick. Let your imagination run wild. If you do need a little hit of something sugary, how about adding a little stevia or low glycemic agave nectar. Real chemical-free calories that you body can use as energy for Parcouring!

  • Kimusan says:

    Ladies and gentlemen, my trainer Avril.

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